Becky and I went to the new movie Spread on Friday at the AMC theaters in Highland Ranch, CO. The Rotten Tomatoes website at Spread describes the movie as follows:
“Spread tells the story a high-end lothario, Nikki (Ashton Kutcher), who has slept his way into a life of privilege. He shares his secrets with us as he hosts parties and beds scores of women, all…
Los Angeles serves as a character unto its own in this film, providing slick and luxurious backdrops during Nikki’s high times, and seedy, fleabag motels when Nikki has nowhere else to turn. Nikki runs the gamut of Hollywood dreams and nightmares. The supporting cast is rounded out with gorgeous women like Emily (Rachel Blanchard), who is drawn in by Nikki’s good looks and charm but is left feeling cold and used, and Nikki’s best friend, Harry (Sebastian Stan), who struggles with their co-dependant relationship, always needing to bail Nikki out when he runs out of women to depend on…”
Becky found out that Ashton Kutcher was in a movie and talked me into going to see this one with her. We didn’t really look to see what it was about, which was a big mistake. We lasted about 20 minutes before we had to walk out and go see another movie, but that wasn’t that much better unfortunately. It was so raunchy, like a porno flick for Ashton and his co-stars that we had to leave. We should have known when there were like three people in the movie.
There isn’t much to say about Spread, it’s about a guy who moves to Hollywood and instead of trying to make it as an actor he works the club scene and looks for women to sleep with that he can move in with and mooch off. I think they were trying to do a new version of American Gigolo, but no cigars with this one because it is over-the-top with non-stop sex, no real story and totally sucked.
No surprise here that we are rating this one as a Don’t Bother.
John – * Don’t Bother
Becky – * Don’t Bother
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