John & Becky’s Movie Review of Wall-E

Wall-EI went to see the new animated film Wall-E with a bus load of kids on Friday and Becky took our three kids to the Kerasotes theater in Castle Rock, Colorado on Saturday. The MSN movie website at Wall-E describes the movie as follows:

“Disney and Pixar join forces for this computer-animated tale about a wide-eyed robot who travels to the deepest reaches of outer space in search of a newfound friend. The year is 2700, and planet Earth has long been uninhabitable. For hundreds of years, WALL-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class) has been taking out the trash, and collecting precious knick-knacks in order to stave off the boredom of his dreary routine. Little does WALL-E realize that he has recently stumbled onto a secret that ..”

The Review

Wall-E was a different movie from what Pixar and Disney have done in the past, since it takes place on Earth in the future and outspace. Pixar always puts a short movie at the beginning of their films and once again they did that with Wall-E and it was hilarious.

The movie itself is a love story about two little robots from different parts of the Universe. Becky thought it was way too slow since for the first 45 minutes it’s just the little Wall-E character and he doesn’t talk to anyone for the first part of the movie. I didn’t really notice that part of the movie and neither did the kids.

Goblin Network AdI thought that Pixar and Disney did a great job on this latest new kids films. It’s a great all around family film and pretty funny at times. The kids really enjoyed this and your family should too.

John – *** Worth The Trip
Becky – ** Rental

The Kids Review

Corban – **** Don’t Miss It
Conroy – **** Don’t Miss It
Bianca – *** Worth The Trip
_________________________________________________________________________ John Boyd

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John & Becky's Movie Review of Get Smart

Get SmartBecky and I took the kids to see Get Smart at the AMC theaters in Highlands Ranch, Colorado on Saturday. The MSN movie website at Get Smart describes the movie as follows:

“In the all-new action comedy “Get Smart,” Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell) is on a mission to thwart the latest plot for world domination by the evil crime syndicate known as KAOS. When the headquarters of U.S. spy agency Control is attacked and the identities of its agents compromised, the Chief (Alan Arkin) has no choice but to promote his ever-eager analyst Maxwell Smart, who has always dreamt of working in the field alongside stalwart superstar Agent 23 (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson)…”

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Get Smart was a television series that I watched as a kid and thought was great. They did a really good job bringing this film back to the box office. It’s quite a bit different than the original television series with a bit of romance between Max and Agent 99, but it’s very fresh and up to date for a more modern audience.

Steve Carrell does an awesome job as Maxwell Smart and all the supporting actors were a riot. Anne Hathaway was great as Agent 99 and the chemistry between the two characters was very funny. Dwayne Johnson was really funny, especially with his cell phone crushing and stapler in the forehead moves.

Goblin Network Ad The Man Between release If you are a really big Get Smart fan you may not like this movie because it is quite a bit different than the original series, but I really liked what they did with it and so did our kids. Conroy came out of the film and said it was definitely a Don’t Miss It. The whole family enjoyed it and it was overall a pretty clean cut movie.

John – *** Worth The Trip
Becky – *** Worth The Trip

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The Kids Review

Corban – **** Don’t Miss It
Conroy – *** Worth The Trip
Bianca – *** Worth The Trip
_________________________________________________________________________ John Boyd

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John & Becky’s Movie Review of The Incredible Hulk

The HulkBecky and I took our kids to see The Incredible Hulk movie at the AMC theaters in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. The MSN movie website at The Incredible Hulk describes the movie as follows:

“Mild-mannered scientist Bruce Banner has been traveling the globe in search of the antidote that will allow him to break free from his primal alter ego, but both the warmongers who long to exploit him for their own gain and a horrific creature known as The Abomination are determined to stop him from achieving his noble goal in Transporter 2 director Louis Leterrier’s take on the classic Marvel Comics superhero tale. For years, Bruce (Edward Norton) has been living in the shadows, pursued by the military…”

The Review
The Incredible Hulk was a great flick for Incredible Hulk fans and done way better than previous attempts to do this Marvel comic book super hero. Hulk smashed and Hulk rocked as he took on the insane military father of the woman he loves and the diabolical monster known as Abomination. The story was great, the special effects were fantastic and the characters were done extremely well. Even the acting was good, which was surprising.

Goblin Network AdThe Incredible Hulk is not necessarily a great film for people who are not fans of this comic book character. Becky fell asleep and Bianca hated it. Conroy thought it was Worth The Trip and Corban thought The Incredible Hulk character was awesome. Besides the violence, there are a few scenes that were definitely PG-13, so you will want to exercise caution depending on the ages of your kids.

I liked it enough that I could see it again, but I’m a big fan of The Incredible Hulk since I grew up reading the comic books.

John – **** Don’t Miss It The Man Between full
Becky – * Don’t Bother

The Kids Review

Corban – **** Don’t Miss It
Conroy – *** Worth The Trip
Bianca – * Don’t Bother
_________________________________________________________________________ John Boyd

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John & Becky’s Movie Review of The Happening

The HappeningBecky and I went to see The Happening with our friends Rod & Kimberly Tactaquin on Friday at the AMC theaters in Highlands Ranch. The Fandango website at The Happening The 007 World Is Not Enough psp describes the movie as follows:

“It begins with no clear warning. In a matter of minutes, episodes of strange, chilling deaths erupt in major American cities. For Philadelphia high school science teacher Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg) what matters most is finding a way to escape the mysterious and deadly phenomenon. Though he and his wife Alma (Zooey Deschanel) are in the midst of a marital crisis, they hit the road, first by train, then by car, with Elliot’s math teacher friend Julian (John Leguizamo) and his 8 year-old daughter Jess (Ashlyn Sanchez), heading for the Pennsylvania farmlands where they hope they’ll be out of reach of the grisly, ever-growing attacks. Yet it soon becomes clear that no one – and nowhere – is safe. This terrifying, invisible killer cannot be outrun. It is only when Elliot begins to discover the true nature of what is lurking out there that he discovers a sliver of hope that his fragile family might be able to escape what is happening.”

The Review
The Happening was not happening. This was one of those movies where the Previews were better than the film. Unfortunately, Mark Wahlberg couldn’t save The Happening no matter how hard he tried. I must say that he was really good in the movie, but this movie was just plain stupid.

Goblin Network AdAs Rod put it after the movie, “M. Night Shyamalan attempted to create a movie about going green and he created something that will make you nauseous”. This movie is so goofy, it’s a similar premise to that cheesy 1970’s film, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, only it’s serious and not funny. The idea is that the trees and grass are evolving to communicate with one another to kill people who are destroying the planet. How do they do it? They release a toxin in the air that makes you want to kill yourself. You immediately lose your mind and throw yourself off a building or walk into a den of lions and let the animals pull you apart or you start a lawn mower and lie down in front of it. Yes, it’s really that pathetic.

Not one of us liked this movie, neither did most of the people in the theater, although we heard a couple goofballs cheer at the end of the film. Maybe they were cheering because it was over? We can’t imagine any other reason.

John – * Don’t Bother
Becky – * Don’t Bother
_________________________________________________________________________ John Boyd

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John & Becky’s Movie Review of The Fall

The FallBecky and I went to see The Fall last week at The Landmark Theater in Denver off of Belleview and Orchard road. The Fandango website at The Fall describes the movie as follows:

“Languishing in a hospital, Roy Walker (Lee Pace) is a broken man in more ways than one: Unable to walk after a fall from a horse in a movie stunt gone wrong, his heart is also broken after his girlfriend ran off with the movie’s leading man. Ready to end his life, Roy befriends five-year-old fellow patient Alexandria (Catinca Untaru), with the goal of persuading her to stealing a fatal dose of morphine pills for him.”

The Review
The Fall should definitely win the Oscar this year for the best cinematography. The locations where this movie was filmed and the way the video elements within the story were all put together is nothing short of stunning. It’s extremely graphically stimulating and was amazing.

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The Fall is a mixed bag. You will probably either really like this movie or totally hate it. Part of the problem is that The Fall is a bit like The Wizard of Oz. It has the young girl who is like Dorothy only in this case she is listening to a story being told by a man who wants to commit suicide. There is the evil Warlord, much like the Witch in the Wizard of Oz. And like the Wizard of Oz, the girl is imagining people she knows and putting them into the story as characters. There are four characters in this film, but much like the Cowardly Lion, Scarecrow, the Tin Man and The Wizard who Dorothy knew outside her dream, but the problem is that The Fall is not a kids film, instead it is extremely violent.

Becky didn’t like it as much as I did, but she liked it enough to recommend it. I got past the violence of the film and really enjoyed the story and the way it was put together. There is a story within the story and the fact that I haven’t seen a movie that dealt with the challenges facing Hollywood stunt men in the early days of movies was interesting as well. As a fantasy film it was really different and enjoyable. There are parts of the film that are disturbing, but I really thought this was an original and well done movie, especially for an Independent film.

John – **** Don’t Miss It
Becky – *** Worth The Trip
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John & Becky’s Movie Review of Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu PandaBecky and I took our kids to see Kung Fu Panda movie today at the AMC theaters in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. The Fandango website at Kung Fu Panda describes the movie as follows:

“A clumsy panda bear becomes an unlikely kung fu hero when a treacherous enemy spreads chaos throughout the countryside in this animated martial arts adventure featuring the voices of Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, and Jackie Chan. On the surface, Po (voice of Black) may look like just another portly panda bear, but beneath his fur he bears the mark of the chosen one.”

The Review
Kung Fu Panda was a great flick and done an extremely well. It’s going to be a huge hit at the box office. The entire theater was laughing, all the kids loved it. We went with my bother Bob and our nephews Brendan and Aiden and they loved it. This is definitely the blockbuster all the advertising made it out to be.

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Kung Fu Panda is a fun loving family film that is a boatload of fun, even if you’re not a kid. If you don’t have children, just go and borrow one of the neighbor kids or call up one of your relative’s kids and take them to this movie. You’ll be glad you did!

Definitely a Don’t Miss It for everyone.

John – **** Don’t Miss It
Becky – **** Don’t Miss It

The Kids Review

Corban – **** Don’t Miss It
Conroy – **** Don’t Miss It
Bianca – **** Don’t Miss It
_________________________________________________________________________ John Boyd

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John & Becky’s Movie Review of You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

You Don't Mess With The ZohanBecky and I went to see You Don’t Mess With The Zohan last night at the AMC theaters in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. The Yahoo movies website at You Don’t Mess With The Zohan describes the movie as follows:

“Zohan, an Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. ”

The Review
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan is a movie you don’t want to see. Plain and simple, this film was a complete waste of time and money. We knew it was going to be stupid going into the film, we just didn’t realize how stupid it would actually be.

There are a few funny parts, but it’s rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity. Five years ago this movie would be rated R, so I think somebody in Hollywood is greasing the MPAA Rating system with some cash to get a film like this approved as PG-13. Unless you think it’s appropriate for a 13 year old to watch Adam Sandler’s want to have sex with old ladies for half the film.

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Adam Sandler would have been better off doing a second Happy Gilmore instead of wasting the studio’s money to make something this terrible. I won’t be going to his next movie until I read some reviews to see if he actually has created something worth the price of admission. All I can figure is that most of the people involved in making this film were doing too many drugs at the time and thought something was funny when it was absurd and put it in for effect. The movie made no sense whatsoever.

John – * Don’t Bother
Becky – * Don’t Bother
_________________________________________________________________________ John Boyd

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John is an auto consultant with JFR & Associates in Denver, Colorado. He can help you save time and money on any make or model, new or used, lease or purchase – nationwide! Call or email John about your next vehicle! jboyd@coolcarguy.com